pokepwn 

when you realize that you spent 50 years completing the national dex in a pokemon game.

I finally completed it! My life has meaning now!... wait... how long was I playing? NOOOOO! I've just been pokepwnd

pokepwn by taco banana feet June 4, 2009

Pokepwned 

To be completely destroyed in a Pokemon battle either by continuous critical hits and type advantage, or by brute strength.

I was inexperienced when I battled the Elite Four, and they POKEPWNED me!

Pokepwned by Bryan Reier September 3, 2005

pokepun 

When you say things substituting pokemon names instead of certain words.

Example of pokepuns:

Call in the Octillery!

There's no Shaymin losing the game.

She loves to Rhydon my penis.

pokepun by nomnomcake December 8, 2009

Poképun 

(Poh-kay-pun)

Noun

(1) A joke or play on words centering the video game franchise "Pokémon"
Most Poképuns are of a dirty-minded or nerdy nature.

Poképun examples:

1) I turn on the charmander pants come right off.

2) I'm not gonna raichu a love song, 'cuz you asked furret

3) Gurl let me squirtle all over them jigglypuffs!

4) These puns are onixcceptable!

Poképun by BallP April 15, 2015