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pokeke is a d!ck.
Girl: …
boy: what?
girl: thats a small pokeke…
boy: oh….
pokeke by vhipsaresoyummylololol August 10, 2021
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pokedeath 

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.
A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.
pokedeath by N04h July 31, 2016
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Pokéhead 

Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Look at that pokéhead, he might fell into that ditch before he becomes Pokémon Master.
Pokéhead by frost.bite July 18, 2016

pokedex 591 

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
pokedex 591 by bignus May 5, 2021

Pokkén Tournament 

A game about ruining friendships by showing them your mad skills with Sceptile
Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit

Poképervert 

People who look up Pokémon porn and are turned on by it. They may fap to it or are sexually attracted to Pokémon.
person 1: "That Typhlosion is super sexy. I'd like to bang her in bed"
person 2" "I knew you were always a Poképervert"
Poképervert by Arceus777 July 22, 2014

Poképerving 

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.
I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.
Poképerving by Boozeturd July 15, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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