Poképerving

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.

I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

Poképarking

From the Wii game poke park, pikachu considers the pokemon he interacted with once in his life (and might never talk to again) a friend.

Therefore, when someone mistakenly calls someone who they have hardly a relationship with their friend and continues tossing around this term, they are Poképarking.

Mark: I just hit it off with Carl so well—we’re already the best of friends!

Emily: But you only met today…?

Justin: Don’t worry about it Emily, Mark is just Poképarking.

by Shinon September 6, 2023