pokeboo

People who are literally obsessed with the new Pokemon Go game.

Look at Damian and Brandon, they have been out all day walking around town for some damn pokemon! They're such pokeboos...

by Chicken Wing Eating Player July 13, 2016

Pokebro

A Pokemon that you are attached to physically or mentally, Pokemon that you would put on every team you make for the soul fact that its your favorite.

Pokemon Player 1: Wow man you really like that Gengar
Pokemon Player 2: Yeah man hes my Pokebro
Pokemon player 1: Cool man, my pokebro is a Caterpie
Pokemon Player 2: Your a faggot joey

by Grekkor April 30, 2011

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Poképoor

When you low on Pokéballs and you can't catch shit and you have to run Pokéstop to Pokéstop to get some shit but only can get potions and revives. Not about this life.

Fuck my life bro, I'm about to waste my last Pokéball on this Dragonite Bitch. FUSSY it ran away Nigga, Now I'm a Poképoor Bitch. I ain't about to waist another minute on this shit.

by Tyreeko August 8, 2016

Pokepoop

The act of playing any edition of pokemon on any handheld console, while you are going number 2 in the bathroom. It is a way of multi-tasking and passing time on the toilet.

Evan: Hey man, I heard you're addicted to pokemon but your 19 years old and in college. Isn't there a better way to spend your time?

Juan: I love to pokepoop in order to save time. Its smelly, fun, AND I never have to stop playing!!

by EPerlz April 21, 2011

pokenoob

A person who sucks/isn't that good at Pokemon. Generally a person who doesn't know how to make strategic moves or progress in a Pokemon game.

N00bz0r: H3y 1 1yk3 t0tt41y b34t a c4t3rp1e!! 1 ar3 s0 1337!!21!1, now how do I save?
P0wnz0r: Rofl you Pokenoob.

(btw this really happened, well the asking to save part)

by Alex Aiken (happyskills) June 26, 2007

Poképoor

When you are so low on Pokéballs in Pokémon GO, you can't catch shit and are running Pokéstop to Pokéstop to collect shit but only get potions and revives. Not about that life my nigga.

Fuck my life bro, At this rate I'm going to run out of Pokéballs for this Dragonite Bitch, and be one mad Poképoor mother fucker. Shit it ran away god damn, I'm going home, not about to waist another minute on this shit.

by Tyreeko August 8, 2016