A Pokemon that you are attached to physically or mentally, Pokemon that you would put on every team you make for the soul fact that its your favorite.
Pokemon Player 1: Wow man you really like that Gengar
Pokemon Player 2: Yeah man hes my Pokebro
Pokemon player 1: Cool man, my pokebro is a Caterpie
Pokemon Player 2: Your a faggot joey
When you low on Pokéballs and you can't catch shit and you have to run Pokéstop to Pokéstop to get some shit but only can get potions and revives. Not about this life.
Fuck my life bro, I'm about to waste my last Pokéball on this Dragonite Bitch. FUSSY it ran away Nigga, Now I'm a Poképoor Bitch. I ain't about to waist another minute on this shit.
The act of playing any edition of pokemon on any handheld console, while you are going number 2 in the bathroom. It is a way of multi-tasking and passing timeon the toilet.
Evan: Hey man, I heard you're addicted to pokemon but your 19 years old and in college. Isn't there a better way to spend your time?
Juan: I love to pokepoop in order to save time. Its smelly, fun, AND I never have to stop playing!!
When you are so low on Pokéballs in Pokémon GO, you can't catch shit and are running Pokéstop to Pokéstop to collect shit but only get potions and revives. Not about that life my nigga.
Fuck my life bro, At this rate I'm going to run out of Pokéballs for this Dragonite Bitch, and be one mad Poképoor mother fucker. Shit it ran away god damn, I'm going home, not about to waist another minute on this shit.