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Pokepoop 

The act of playing any edition of pokemon on any handheld console, while you are going number 2 in the bathroom. It is a way of multi-tasking and passing time on the toilet.
Evan: Hey man, I heard you're addicted to pokemon but your 19 years old and in college. Isn't there a better way to spend your time?

Juan: I love to pokepoop in order to save time. Its smelly, fun, AND I never have to stop playing!!
Pokepoop by EPerlz April 21, 2011
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The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.
Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.
Poke'poop by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007
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Poképoor 

When you low on Pokéballs and you can't catch shit and you have to run Pokéstop to Pokéstop to get some shit but only can get potions and revives. Not about this life.
Fuck my life bro, I'm about to waste my last Pokéball on this Dragonite Bitch. FUSSY it ran away Nigga, Now I'm a Poképoor Bitch. I ain't about to waist another minute on this shit.
Poképoor by Tyreeko August 8, 2016

Poképoor 

When you are so low on Pokéballs in Pokémon GO, you can't catch shit and are running Pokéstop to Pokéstop to collect shit but only get potions and revives. Not about that life my nigga.
Fuck my life bro, At this rate I'm going to run out of Pokéballs for this Dragonite Bitch, and be one mad Poképoor mother fucker. Shit it ran away god damn, I'm going home, not about to waist another minute on this shit.
Poképoor by Tyreeko August 8, 2016

Poképooping 

Kevin had to shit, so in the down time he stated poképooping .
Poképooping by Mathada July 29, 2016