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Pokéblocked

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!
by El3tric July 15, 2016
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popblocked

when you open up a soda can and somone else comes out of nowhere to take the first sip, subsequentially claiming it their beverage
I cracked open a mountain dew and that bastard stright up popblocked me
by J.P. Palmer May 24, 2007
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cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
by Elevator July 29, 2007
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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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Potblocked

When someone blocks you from getting marijuana such as cops, people,etc.
Wolverine:Yo those cops just busted our dealer!
Casanova: Shit man we just got potblocked!
by Prototype On The Beat March 30, 2010
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Phoneblocked

The act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. This word has nothing to do with anything sexual, unlike its brother (cockblocked).
Shinji:Hey Jehd, I was wondering if I could have your nu-
Alexia:What the heck are you doing here!?
Shinji:Just talking jeez!!
Jehd:What were you gonna ask me Shinji?
Shinji:Uh, nothing, see ya!
Later...
Shinji:Damn jin, Alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
Jin:Damn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!
by Mochii September 22, 2012
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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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