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1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.
Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??
pootits by Campeh February 26, 2008
Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.
"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"
Pigtits by ArisR July 21, 2007
A disability that can only be diagnosed to the most hardcore gamers on planet earth.
nice, I now diagnose you with POGTISM
Pogtism by Jordan709 September 17, 2020
(noun) a medical condition that commonly effects adolescents obsessed with video games.

Symptoms: loud screeches, hypersensitivity, and general entitlement

Diagnosis: generally evidenced by a smooth brain, agape mouths, and a lack of parental supervision

Eitmology: Combination of the term PogChamp and Autism
Sentence: Billy developed Pogtism by watching too much Rust on Twitch during quarantine.
Sentence 2: Billy is pogtistic.
pogtism by Twitchtionary December 21, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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