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1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.
Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!
Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??
pootits by Campeh February 26, 2008
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Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.
"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"
Pigtits by ArisR July 21, 2007
A disability that can only be diagnosed to the most hardcore gamers on planet earth.
nice, I now diagnose you with POGTISM
Pogtism by Jordan709 September 17, 2020
(noun) a medical condition that commonly effects adolescents obsessed with video games.

Symptoms: loud screeches, hypersensitivity, and general entitlement

Diagnosis: generally evidenced by a smooth brain, agape mouths, and a lack of parental supervision

Eitmology: Combination of the term PogChamp and Autism
Sentence: Billy developed Pogtism by watching too much Rust on Twitch during quarantine.
Sentence 2: Billy is pogtistic.
pogtism by Twitchtionary December 21, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026