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pogatory 

The state one enters when unsure whether to pog or cringe.
"Dude, is this meme pog or cringe?"
"Sorry man, I'm stuck in pogatory right now."
pogatory by SamHandwich15 December 29, 2020
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Poogatory 

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.
Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"
Poogatory by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014
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podgatory 

In the container management software, Kubernetes, podgatory is the state of any given pod where they are in an indefinitely unready state, while still responding on the liveness probe, thus never being restarted and never receiving traffic.
"Oh man, we've got 50 pods in podgatory today because some dweebs didn't configure their readiness probes correctly"
podgatory by seeker44 September 18, 2018

Poogatory 

The state of having an impending shit, but being stuck in the have to/don't have to state.
"coach wants me to run laps but I can't because I'm in poogatory and might accident launch a sewer pickle."
Poogatory by Snakeplizzken September 18, 2019

Poogatory 

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.
I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.
Poogatory by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021

Poogatory 

1. When one is in poogatory they are constipated.
2. For the duration of time a child needs it's diaper changed a parent is in poogatory.
3. When in an area that stinks of poo, one is in poogatory.
1. After John ate all those cheese he found himself in poogatory. He ate prunes and was eventually able to leave poogatory.
2. After Sally and Harold had little Bob they spent the next 3 years in poogatory.
3. I went to a bathroom that smelled awful. It was if someone missed the toilet when they sat down. I was stuck in poogatory for those few minutes.
Poogatory by Ihatepickingthis October 11, 2012

Poogatory 

The state one is in when they are unsure whether they need a poo or not
"Man, I don't want to chance this fart because I think I'm in poogatory!"
Poogatory by dave909990909 November 7, 2012
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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