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the new posh toff word for arsehole
oww that man just raped my poft
poft by matthew moutos October 9, 2006
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Someone who is acting like a soft poofter
Tom: Hey Ryan, come out tonight and play basketball.
Ryan: Sorry man don't think I can. I think I may be sick but I'm not sure.
Tom: Stop being such a poft.
Poft by b16atom September 13, 2011
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Pofty poft #POFTZ Pofteanu Pofter wee pofta
Is a new platform, pofty.com. Which is trying to change the landscape of labour and services
POFTY: Professional, Organised, Focused, Trustworthy, Yes Minded
Where did you find this chief? oh, I Pofty it
Pofty by History&EnglishResearch August 6, 2020
Someone who is really wise and smart
This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to
Pofty by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020
Timmy had sex with tom he is such a "Pofter"
Pofter by Dawn McKinnon March 23, 2003
Someone who lies quite often, untrustworthy. May even be quite shady.
“Damn that guy is quite pofty innit”
“Yeah my coworker is a bit of a pofty”
Pofty by mispellked July 22, 2023

Pofteanu 

1.The feeling of craving something or someone, mostly in a sexual way.
2. A large variety of sexual activities.
That guy is hot af, I'm so pofteanu rn!
I really feel like pofteanu tonight.
Pofteanu by Piorqm July 5, 2018
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