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Someone who is really wise and smart
This guy looks like a pofty, I really want to know what he is up to
Pofty by History&EnglishResearch August 9, 2020
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Pofty • pooty • potty • pootytang • posty • Porty • Ponty • popty ping • Potty word • pifty
Someone who lies quite often, untrustworthy. May even be quite shady.
“Damn that guy is quite pofty innit”
“Yeah my coworker is a bit of a pofty”
Pofty by mispellked July 22, 2023

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement
I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.
potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Tea Potty Ideology 

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
Tea Potty Ideology by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Root Pooty 

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit
Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?
Root Pooty by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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