pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023

front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.

“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”

by droe1021 March 19, 2019

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

pocket money

something that we used to use carelessly as kids

my mom gave me my monthly pocket money

by saidimneverlackingalwayspistol April 3, 2021

pocket money

When you find money in your pocket that you were unaware you had

I bought this cheeseburger with pocket money.

by jp33 January 29, 2014

Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.

noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"

by Robiwon September 24, 2012