pocket man 

A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.

Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."

pocket man by PezEmily January 2, 2008

Pocket-Man 

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.

"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"

Pocket-Man by Victoria B April 4, 2006

Man Pocket 

Storing items in a male's foreskin as opposed to his pants pocket

Jonathan stores his cash in his man pocket and he received a paper cut to his mushroom head.

Man Pocket by BlackHelmetMan July 25, 2012

The Pocket Rocket Man 

The nickname given to the Malaysian Cycling Athlete, Azizulhasni Awang for his achievements in the world level keirin championship ( Gold Medal World Championship, Hong Kong, 2017 / Silver Medal Summer Olympic, Tokyo, 2021 )

Commentator : HE HAS DONE IT. THE POCKET ROCKET MAN WHEELIE TO THE FINISH LINE TO CLAIMED THE WORLD'S KEIRIN TITLE!!!!

The Pocket Rocket Man by hang gagah August 17, 2021

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

The Pocket Maneuver 

You can perform the pocket maneuver when you are in a classroom or at work. Say you are sitting in your chair, and you feel a boner coming, pull the pocket of your pants out and feed your cock through the pocket. This will kind of hide your erection but it does feel very nice. This technique works the best if you are wearing boxers and athletic shorts/pants.

Your Friend - "Crap, I'm starting to get a massive boner."
You - "Oh no problem, just pull The Pocket Maneuver and it will hide it AND it feels cool. I'm using that technique right now."

The Pocket Maneuver by zergleman January 7, 2011

Pocket Mania 

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.

Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house

Pocket Mania by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011