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pockalanche

when you're looking in your pocket for something and everything else in there falls out
Sorry, I'll pick up all that pockalanche debris
pockalanche by fallrivermatt August 29, 2007

Teabag pocketwatch 

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.
Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.
Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.
pocketlash by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026