Pocketlanch

When you bend over to pick something up and everything falls out of your shirt pocket.

Dan was stuck in the middle of the crosswalk after suffering a pocketlanch while picking up a found penny.

by Sandmantis March 30, 2010

pockalanche

when you're looking in your pocket for something and everything else in there falls out

Sorry, I'll pick up all that pockalanche debris

by fallrivermatt August 29, 2007

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.

Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.

by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016