pocketmine

the prime piece of equipment from Dylan and Shoghi’s ecosystem

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Pocketmine has a lot of french skids

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PocketMine-MP

PocketMine-MP is a highly customisable server software for Minecraft: Bedrock Edition, built from scratch in PHP, with over 10 years of history.

Bill: "I'm thinking about getting into Minecraft Bedrock Edition hosting. Any tips?"
Ben: "I'd say PocketMine-MP is the best server software"

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pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

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There are lots of very short attractive men out there. I call these sexy men that are too short for my taste as a tall, young woman, pocketmen.

He is such a sexy pocketman, I cannot wear heels to the party.

Pocketman by ~Rosa~ April 5, 2020

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To enagage oneself in sneaky / underground behaviour or to be able to spread the word when funds are tight.

i only got minimal coinage, looks like we have to pocketsneak our way out of this one.

pocketsneak by pocketgod October 12, 2005

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When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts

Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night

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