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a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles

This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.

pocket cream by topteirfreak July 4, 2025

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cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.

"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."

cream pocket by Joshipu March 3, 2015

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.

He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket by Aisman January 7, 2011

Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.

Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “

Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025

Cream Filled Prison Pocket

A man with a cum-filled anus cavity who is somebody's "bitch" in a prison facility

Bubbles was a pansy; Todd from Sambro made him his "cream filled prison pocket", it kept other inmates away.

Cream Filled Prison Pocket by Flower-Sun May 1, 2019

Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!!

1. Unexplainable Manglish compliment about a female.
2. Large amount of cash in your pocket.
3. Equivalent of saying "Yeah" or "I understand"

I want to put cream cheese in yo pockets!!! I got dat cream cheese!!! Cream cheese in yo pockets!!! nigga!

Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!! by Prof. X July 30, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026