poatina
its. POATINA DAY
poatina by pussy_talented888 March 22, 2021
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poutination
1. The process by which French fries, cheese and gravy become poutine.
2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.
3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.
2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.
3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.
poutination by Poutination August 14, 2014
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poatina • patina • Platina • pootinanny • potina • Pratinav • patinaed • Patinasexual • Patinate • poating
shelter patina
the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.
Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.
shelter patina by blourtney13 August 3, 2010
Piss patina
The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.
Piss patina by SaintSAW December 27, 2009
patinaed
When one experiences a pressure build up in a glass tube when making BHO causing the contents to spray all over one's face and body. The green flour like effect resembles a patina.
patinaed by WESTmanBHO July 31, 2011
poating
To be unnessicerily slow with hidden love or crushing, almost like having a crush but putting off talking to them for an unnessicerily long time because you are afraid they are too good or not interested. Most poaters think highly of themselves, but are not sure if there crush knows if they exist, or gives a care. Poating is considered cowardly by boys, yet lots of them do it. Girls do too, but it is less obvious, and less frowned upon. e.g. "I know a lot of girls that poat in love," or "stop poating around and ask her out, fool!" Poating is a habit.
It can also mean chasing local boats on lakes that you do not know (lets say, if you are out of state) and seeing where all the good fishing spots are. Most poaters are seen as annoying and sometimes cheaters.
It can also mean chasing local boats on lakes that you do not know (lets say, if you are out of state) and seeing where all the good fishing spots are. Most poaters are seen as annoying and sometimes cheaters.
poating by DtrB, in the house September 2, 2008
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