pnevm

The prettiest person to ever exist would be called pnevm.

Wow, look at her she’s such a pnevm!

pnevm by kittycat939384848 November 20, 2021

pork sword pneumonia 

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

pneumoniac 

An individual with maniacal symptoms of pneumonia. A hacking cougher that keeps you awake all night, causing you to be an insomniac. Alternate spelling: pneumaniac.

Woman, you kept me awake all night with your cough! Stop being such a pneumoniac and get that checked out!

pneumoniac by S. Lance December 19, 2009

Pneumonia 

Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection, in which the air sacs fill with pus and may become solid. Inflammation may affect both lungs, one lung, or only certain lobes.

Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.

Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:

Chest pain when you breathe or cough.

Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)

Cough, which may produce phlegm.

Fatigue.

Fever, sweating and shaking chills.

Ways you can get pneumonia include:

Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.

You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.

You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs

"Pneumonia", the doctor said, confirming Alex's fears. I've seen you knocked to your knees with pneumonia, grief and a sick husband, but you always come right back up fighting. He says he thinks he has a cold, but the doctor told me he could get pneumonia real easy.

Pneumonia by Joey The Bro March 4, 2019

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosophobia

The Phobia of being close to a volcano, silica dust(which you can't see), and getting pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Im going to a volcano.. Someone: NOT THIS CLOSE THOUGH! Me: uhhh... I think you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosophobia?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosophobia by ƪĄİŁÞĞĐĶŪŒƏəŢĶÑØĽĢŘßĶŐŁŚ§ÇĶ£€ May 22, 2022

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock.

*NOTE* This word was actually coined in a deliberate attempt to be the longest word in the english language, although you would be hard-pressed to find it in the language dictionary as it is a medical/scientific term.

"Dude, now that I've learned how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism, what am I going to do to make people think I'm smart?"

"Quiet man, I'm trying to name this condition we discovered today. Its an inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock."

"Hey, I smell opportunity! How long could we make this word?"

"Pretty long...I suppose we could stretch it to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by Fludence March 9, 2009

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

The wifi password

A: What's the wifi password?
B: It's on the back of the router.
The router: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by HeavenlyCheeseGod March 19, 2021