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pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis 

ˌnju mə(ʊ)nəʊˌʌltrəˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)ˈskɒpɪkˌsɪlɪkəʊvɒlˌkeɪnəʊˌkəʊnɪˈəʊsɪs

an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.
Doctor: Sir, have you inhaled any ash or sand dust?

Patient:Yes.

Doctor:Well i'm afraid you might have pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis.

Patient:what
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pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis 

A literal disease that someone gets when they inhale silica ash like what? How does that even happen? Anyway:
When one inhales volcanic silica ash.
Yo dudee, are you SURE you don't have pneumenoultramicroscopicillivolcanoconiosis?