When you take a shit so big, that every time you wipe it’s not going away, like you’re wiping a marker, and then for the rest of the day when you sit down you can feel some of the diarrhea pebbles falling into your pubes
an unsuspecting player;undercoversmooth operator;a person who gets all the booty without even trying and unbeknownst to the surrounding personas
one night at a party one wanker said to the other bloke geez icant believe how much tail jefferson never gets. but in reality jefferson cornswaggled every female at that party. this is known as a plygerian