Adjective- a person who has worked very hard to give someone something they don't want but expecting them to be happy because he accomplished something.
The pluperfect football player who made the tie-breaking touchdown angry that his teammates weren't celebrating with him, didn't realize he had gone the wrong way and scored for the other team.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.