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A person who plots.
A person who plots on a regular basis.
A person who has indeed plotted before.
A person who is currently plotting.
Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade Karl?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it, Mmmhmm

This part taken out of sling blade shows that Karl, is indeed plotting on Doyle, making him a plotter.
plotter by Squibbles February 3, 2007
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Hairy Plotter 

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.
Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
Hairy Plotter by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

Harry Plotter 

Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
Harry Plotter by White N' Nerdy January 10, 2009

otter plotter 

Similar to faghag, an otter plotter is a woman who has a close friendship with an homosexual. In order to be an OTTER PLOTTER, however, the homosexual man must be an otter. Which means (1) that he must be masculine, and (2) he must be less hairy and generally trimmer in shape than a BEAR.
You know that manly, in shape gay guy that works at the gym? The one that doesn't really act gay? Well (insert female name here) is his otter plotter! THATS why they're always together - she's totally single and you can still ask her out.

Potsdam Pottery 

An up and cuming sex move, which takes place between a large male and small female. The move was originally founded by Jolo and Mara in Potsdam, Germany. The female is positioned like a manual pencil sharpener atop a firm pencil. She is then spun around like a slab of clay on a potter's wheel. The ritual is complete when the clay is perfectly decorated and glazed.
Jolo: How would you like to try the Potsdam Pottery?
Mara: What's that?
Jolo: We are about to make history.
Mara: Umm okay.
Jolo: I'm going to make your world spin, literally...
Potsdam Pottery by Gerald 69 February 3, 2013

Potterholic 

An obsessed fan of the Harry Potter books.
"Emma is a Potterholic--you can't talk to her without hearing about the kid with the lightning scar!"
Potterholic by Mereloves July 12, 2009
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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