plottergize 

the act of formulating a diabolical plan

I am about to plottergize on this broad to put her on the track.

plottergize by The Dow Jonez September 26, 2009

Potterized 

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.

After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

Potterized by PrettierThanYourGF April 12, 2016

Potterized 

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.

Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.

Potterized by Munch Face November 24, 2010

Potterized 

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

Potterized by Glen S April 1, 2007

postergize 

the Art of putting postage on hundreds of letters at a time with an automatic postage machine.

It is my job here in the office to postergize all the mail.

postergize by Pamela Hartman June 18, 2008