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Plounge
Stands for "Plush Lounge". A plounge is a space which has been created for the express purpose of lounging around in hedonistic bliss. They are cushy and "plush", typically having many pillows and warm (furry) blankets. The lighting and decoration is sensual, warm and inviting. A Plounge has something of a magnetic pull which draws people into it's clutches. Once in the Plounge, many experience temporal anomalies where time loses meaning. It can be enjoyed alone but is much more commonly found with several Plouge-o-nauts simultaneously riding the cushy waves.
Plounge by Astro the Plounge-o-naut May 1, 2011
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Plongeur
a)
n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
b)
Some boring submarine no one cares about.
n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
b)
Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)
"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
b)
"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
b)
"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
Plongeur by Thomas Ashley Thirstonhillgateswell February 23, 2008
Pornge
V- To spend vitrually all night looking at pornography and while looking at the pornography one natuarally masterbates.
The lonely high school boys pornge almost every night because they cannot get girlfriends.
"Hey Johnny what did you do last night?"
"Pornge."
"Wow. It sounds like fun."
"It is."
"Hey Johnny what did you do last night?"
"Pornge."
"Wow. It sounds like fun."
"It is."
Pornge by daddyhateme11 April 3, 2009
Porngestic
A: This is really embarrassing, but you know that porn where there'es two chicks wrestling-"
J: OMG, I fucking love that! And the winner fucks the loser with a strap-on! That's so porngestic!
J: OMG, I fucking love that! And the winner fucks the loser with a strap-on! That's so porngestic!
Porngestic by Jadey&Ami May 20, 2011
porngerism
Sex moves copied from viewing to much porn, to spice up life in the bedroom, similar to watching Rocky and twatting your sister
Sex was getting boring with Jane, John decided to try some extreme porngerism to liven her up a bit.
porngerism by howard1976 June 7, 2014