popsicle dick 

Popsicle Dick or PD refers to a gentleman who runs in scantily clad shorts in frigid conditions for an extended period of time which consequences in frozen (usually reddened) genitals and incurring penile stinging and swelling.

Had to cut the run short. Got about 30 minutes in and ended up with a bad case of popsicle dick. Going over to Shirleys now so she can thaw me out.

popsicle dick by Jack Savages Balls January 15, 2014

Popsicle Dick 

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

Popsicle Dick by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick 

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday 

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008