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Hot Plotkin 

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.
In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.
Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).
Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...
plapkin by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music
I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.
plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006
n. 1.) A sandwhich in the 'High Speech', from Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
2.) A word Loran often calls Austin, means he is cute and sexy.
ex.} "i miss you, popkin"
popkin by curtis December 25, 2003