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Ploov is an insult. It's another way to call someone a tool, a dumbass, a posuer, or a bitch. This word is deeply rooted in Mrs.Herken's advisory class at Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. The students started using ploov since the teacher didn't know what it meant and that way they could easily avoid getting a detention.
Ex 1: Good Charlotte is music for ploovs, but Beastie Boys and Franz Ferdinand is music for cool ppl.

Ex 2: Charlie Heugel is a ploov...so is Mrs. Herken
ploov by Professor Booty June 21, 2004
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Cunnilngus ; Pussy loving

synonyms: going down on your girl; trEAt your girl right
"I'm giving that girl some plovin tonight."

"I gave that girl so much plovin my jaw cramped!"

"Bitch wouldn't go down on me until I gave her some plovin!"
plovin by MIMI C December 28, 2015
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Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020
Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!
ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016
A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

plootnus 

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.
Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.
plootnus by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014
A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.
Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.
Ploont by superstraightdave January 17, 2010