plood

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Plood

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012

Plood

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

by Dixon February 8, 2004

Plood

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

by goskago July 16, 2008