plopage 

bowel movement; ;

Dude, you forgot to flush again!! Man that is some FOUL plopage!

plopage by jhnoone February 9, 2010

poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

ploopage

Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul

Wow this jello has so much ploopage!

ploopage by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022

ploppage 

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.

The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.

ploppage by Steve O October 19, 2003

Poopage 

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.

Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!

Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

Plowage 

To screw a chick in a rough manner

Wow last night was some major plowage

Plowage by Mattius September 21, 2004

poopage 

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

poopage by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005