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When you unexpectedly stick your finger up someones ass.
when some girl is walking up the stairs or laying on the bed and u sneak up and stick ur finger in their asshole and yell PLOOGER!
Plooger by Harry1123 March 13, 2009
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Man, plooger really loves to gaslight women and double down
plooger by justkelly_ok November 20, 2020
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Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"
Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
A word that only awesome people use, intentionally the word loser with a P and extra O to make it look cooler.
Annie: Oh my God! Nate you are such a plooser.
Nate: I know... I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be cooler next time.
Plooser by Anniie March 17, 2008
Feeling like you are about to splooge while getting head in your ass
Katie: 😝

Matt: keep going!!! I'm about to plooge all over your face!

Katie: I'm not doing this again until you shave
plooge by Abbylovesmatt December 23, 2013
A piece of crap stuck to your butthole while dispensing waste.
Yep, Its a pooger
Pooger by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015
One of those kids who likes attention, and lots of it. He's got girl ADD and likes about 17 girls at once. He's goofy and ditzy, but is adorable at the same time. Bad fashion sense, but he somehow pulls it off. Obsessed with sports (especially football) and is a big family guy. Overall, a total idiot heartbreaker that you love anyways.
I wish Ploger would stop dating trashy dance team members and date me.
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