Ploger

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One of those kids who likes attention, and lots of it. He's got girl ADD and likes about 17 girls at once. He's goofy and ditzy, but is adorable at the same time. Bad fashion sense, but he somehow pulls it off. Obsessed with sports (especially football) and is a big family guy. Overall, a total idiot heartbreaker that you love anyways.

I wish Ploger would stop dating trashy dance team members and date me.

Ploger by CatsAreReallyLoveableYeahh April 20, 2009

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Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

Ploner by DICK burn January 30, 2017

Related Words

Ploger • plogeratarus • Pooger • poger • Plogger • PLoser • Plagerdon • plagerizer • Ploner • Plooger

ML Ploker

It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.

Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend

ML Ploker by gemminizer November 24, 2021

Progery

When someone tries to be quirky and turns off autocapitalization in their phone so their texts don’t have any, or don’t start with, capital letters.

He commuted progery so he was kicked out of the group chat for ten minutes

Progery by Leth4ever November 17, 2020

Tower Plower

A Person (Male or Female) who enjoys engaging in the act of intercourse with tall people. So a normal sized man has relations with a tall woman, the man is hence forth known as a Tower Plower.

Tower Plower:"Hey man, I nailed Alyssa the other night it was crazy.
Friend: "hahaha no way dude isn't she like 6'4 or something!"
Tower Plower: " ya man actually 6'5"
Friend: "Dude... your such Tower Plower."

Tower Plower by vengee May 18, 2011

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

Poger

An expression of happiness

i just found diamonds in minecraft POGER

Poger by IAmABadPerson August 22, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026