A smallish lump of excrement that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl and refuses to go however hard you flush, all the time festering and kicking up a tremendous stink.
"My God Alex! How many pleppets did you leave behind in there?!"
Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).
Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.
"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'