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noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.
"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"
pluppet by mother goose January 19, 2006
The act of inserting an extremely hot pepper into the anus.
"My wife gave me a peppet last night while she jerked me off."
Peppet by Patmyhat August 30, 2016

lost ploppety office 

noun: toilet / WC - this is where you go to find your lost ploppety. Take a seat and your lost ploppety will soon be found.
Excuse me for a few minutes, I just need to go to the lost ploppety office
lost ploppety office by Rafuel August 27, 2008

roni peppetoni

used to to explain that someone is bad at overwatch
you’re such a roni peppetoni at this game
roni peppetoni by mmmmmmmmilk April 19, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026