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pleppet

A smallish lump of excrement that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl and refuses to go however hard you flush, all the time festering and kicking up a tremendous stink.
"My God Alex! How many pleppets did you leave behind in there?!"
by KHD August 17, 2003
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pluppet

noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.
"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"
by mother goose January 19, 2006
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Peppet

The act of inserting an extremely hot pepper into the anus.
"My wife gave me a peppet last night while she jerked me off."
by Patmyhat August 30, 2016
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lost ploppety office

noun: toilet / WC - this is where you go to find your lost ploppety. Take a seat and your lost ploppety will soon be found.
Excuse me for a few minutes, I just need to go to the lost ploppety office
by Rafuel August 27, 2008
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roni peppetoni

used to to explain that someone is bad at overwatch
you’re such a roni peppetoni at this game
by mmmmmmmmilk April 19, 2020
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