pleppet 

A smallish lump of excrement that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl and refuses to go however hard you flush, all the time festering and kicking up a tremendous stink.

"My God Alex! How many pleppets did you leave behind in there?!"

pleppet by KHD August 17, 2003

pluppet 

noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.

"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"

pluppet by mother goose January 19, 2006

Peppet 

The act of inserting an extremely hot pepper into the anus.

"My wife gave me a peppet last night while she jerked me off."

Peppet by Patmyhat August 30, 2016

lost ploppety office 

noun: toilet / WC - this is where you go to find your lost ploppety. Take a seat and your lost ploppety will soon be found.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I just need to go to the lost ploppety office

lost ploppety office by Rafuel August 27, 2008

roni peppetoni

used to to explain that someone is bad at overwatch

you’re such a roni peppetoni at this game

roni peppetoni by mmmmmmmmilk April 19, 2020