2 definitions by Patmyhat

Peppet

The act of inserting an extremely hot pepper into the anus.

"My wife gave me a peppet last night while she jerked me off."

by Patmyhat August 30, 2016

Bryson

A prepubescent male who lacks much intelligence. He is a stubborn donkey that smells like old tuna. Bringing people down is his top priority as well as being a grade A douche.

Hey who is that new guy? He seems like a total Bryson.

by Patmyhat January 9, 2015