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noun.

Person who exhibits the characteristics of being a plum (someone who's useless) and that of being a muppet (someone who's a bit stupid).

Due to the cute sounding nature of the word, it's usually reserved for someone you're friends with; calling a random nutter in the pub a pluppet will be greeted with him and his mates laughing at you, then pummelling you with a broken bottle of Becks.
"Are you having trouble setting the video AGAIN?! Man, you really are a pluppet!"
by mother goose January 17, 2006
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phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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