Playground's Closed
Playground's Closed by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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america's playground
america's playground by Spubby June 30, 2016
Devil's Playground
Devil's Playground by California Love Baby August 13, 2005
Geneva's Playground
Zack will go into lust world of sexual fantasies with his cat and friendly transvestites and have lots of butt sex.
Geneva's Playground by DK _ MONEY March 3, 2005
Katie's Playground
A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia
Katie's Playground by topher piner January 31, 2008
Satan's Playground
1. A place where the community's lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. The one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.
2. Walmart.
2. Walmart.
Bubba #1: "Damn, I gots to get me some ammo so I can shoot something to cook tomorrow."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."
Satan's Playground by The DGNR8 January 11, 2013
Priest's Playground
Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
Priest's Playground by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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