Play-by-play 

1.) Describing a bowl movement as it happens.
2.) Giving full details while on the toilet

Person 1, "Oh! This toilet seat is very cold and I'm starting to prairie-dog"

Person 2, "Wow, I don't need the Play-by-play!"

Play-by-play by Weiner-schnitzel December 15, 2010

Play by Play 

When you say that you dont need a 'play by play' it means you dont need the full details.

"Hey. I only asked how the party went to be polite, i dont need a friggin play by play of the evening!"

Play by Play by Dani December 19, 2004

play by play 

When you broadcast your every move throughout the day to people who probably don't care on s.n.s's such as facebook and twitter.

9:01 a.m - Just woke up, I'm hung over.
9:04 a.m - Finally out of bed, should I take a piss or should I drink some Advil and take a piss after wards so the extra liquid can piss out.
9:04 a.m - Well I decided to take some Advil first, here it goes!
9:05 a.m - It looks like it's going to rain outside

You get the point... Play by play

play by play by Jesuslovesyouyou May 22, 2011

Play By Play 

A detailed running commentary on an event, for instance a sporting contest or a cooking show.

"Chef, can I get a play by play on that?"

Play By Play by crabcook August 31, 2019

Play-by-play Mom 

A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.

Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom

Play-by-play Mom by Somervillian November 14, 2016

play by play lay

A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.

Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."

play by play lay by Tracyauto October 18, 2008

play by post 

A role playing game usually conducted over an internet forum.

Kevin is in a play by post for White-Wolf's Mage rpg with his friends.

play by post by 403forbidden May 30, 2006