Definitions by Weiner-schnitzel

Play-by-play 

1.) Describing a bowl movement as it happens.
2.) Giving full details while on the toilet

Person 1, "Oh! This toilet seat is very cold and I'm starting to prairie-dog"

Person 2, "Wow, I don't need the Play-by-play!"

Play-by-play by Weiner-schnitzel December 15, 2010