platted
A condition in which you have lots of pretty women around you and that you hang out with, but they all are not interested or are just straight up bitches
platted by Joshua Bergeron February 1, 2009
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North Platte
A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
North Platte by KrichyInyobitchy October 8, 2019
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Planted
To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.
Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.
Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.
Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.
Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.
He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.
Planted by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018
Platteville Scale
The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!
Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!
Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
Platteville Scale by big thomas December 6, 2011
Cincinnati Platter
Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.
Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.
Cincinnati Platter by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010
chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
platterclaw
To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.
Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.
You've just been platterclawed.
Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.
You've just been platterclawed.
platterclaw by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012
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