platnus

The acting of attempting to conjure an elephant with testicular cancer for the ultimate yu-gi-oh opponent.

I am attempting a platnus to create a worthy duel.

by black mage February 9, 2018

Planus

The ass end of a plane.

Look, Collin, you can see the planus of that 747 from the mall of america!

by avaraxus January 22, 2008

Planus

Planus (n): the small circular opening on the rear of an air plane, where the exhaust is released. The anus of the plane.

Check out that planus! It looks old and overused.

by LindsayM April 28, 2009

diamond platnumz

#Diamond platnumz is the name of a Tanzanian artist who waved the Tanzanian flag through music

#Diamond platnumz ni jina la msanii wa Tanzania aliyepeperusha bendera ya Tanzania kupitia #muziki

by Kashindiog November 22, 2021

Plantussy

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

by Perhaps? July 16, 2022

MC Plantus

The world's most motherfuckin' prolific rapper. Wrote such lines as, "Sittin' on the floor, don't want a 1984," and, "zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month."

yo dude, MC Plantus fuckin' came into the club stole all the bitches for himself using his rhymes

by dj wack October 23, 2006

Platus

When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".

Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.

by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021