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When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".
Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.
Platus by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021
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platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"
During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.
platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

avetard plates 

Plates that have been in the avetard sink way too long and and have developed mold due to being unwashed for weeks. When this happens, one of the avetards will just throw the bitch out of because the shit looks embarassing and they don't want to deal with that shit anymore.
Yo bruh, I found the avetard plates in the avetard sink and they looked fucking gross so I just threw them out in the avetard trash can.
avetard plates by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

Plausible 

Probable or possible
It's possible... but is it plausible? -tyler joseph
Plausible by Twentynonepilots February 13, 2017

spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling
Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"
spinning plates by PapiLoco July 28, 2010

v plates 

A label given to a person who has not experienced sexual intercourse, a Virgin.

Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate
John lost his V Plates at the party last night.
v plates by boybeeps November 3, 2004
"Pathological Liar of the United States"
(i.e., PresidentRump, or Donald J. Trump)

I thought this up when he was elected.
I have searched & NEVER seen it used or claimed, anywhere.
I don't necessarily want credit for thinking it up...
I would just like to see it used BEFORE he is voted OUT of office this year!
It has been estimated PLOTUS has told over 20,000 lies since taking office in 2016.
PLOTUS by KatzenDrummer July 24, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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