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Totally spent up, broke, penurious, poor, brassick
I can't go out - totally plashed after the weekend.
plashed by Dimeconquienandas April 26, 2014
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Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger 

A burger served with corn salsa!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"
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Plashet school 

Plashet school is absolutely rubbish An all girl's school full of skets and suicidal Thots. All of them are ugly ass attention seekers and everyone seems to be 'depressed'.
A: What school do you go?
B: Plashet school
A:Plashet school?!?!?!?;
B: The one with attention whores and suicidal skets
A: OHHHHHHHH THAT ONE OK

Pashed Potatoes 

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.
"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"
Pashed Potatoes by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

Plashet School 

Plashet school is absolutely lovely. It's an all girls school full of kind and beautiful people. All of them are wonderful and considerate and most of them are more funny than all the other schools and their wet jokes. Don't know what school you had to go to, to be depressed lol.
A: What school did you go to?
B: Plashet School
A: Plashet School?!?!?!?!?;
B: The school full of smart and BAD B'S.

A: oh... that wow-
Plashet School by Plashet School October 22, 2019
Scottish slang for drunk. Derives from the term pished, meaning the same thing
aww did yi see kenny last night min? he was pure pashed, oot eh it mahn
pashed by DannyLamond May 5, 2008
A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !
plasted by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008
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