Plantsville

a village in southington, ct where all the rich yet broke kids live. they buy hella weed and drugs and alcohol with their parents money. everyone goes to school high with their juuls and smoks and sols. all the lax players are hella gay and the football players are wack. taylor and anna and sara(h) are the names of the hoe-est bitches in town. devin (or any other spelling of it), charlie, and josh are the guys with the highest body counts in town. every girl at shs has gotten revealed on "ct exposed" at least once. all the poor kids gotta act rich and all the rich kids act richer than they is. all the drugs and alcohol and just errything is hellllllla over priced.

steve: lets go to plantsville to get weed.

jake: that shit too expensive, lets go to hartford instead.

by wackassfuckingwhore August 1, 2019

Plantsville

Plantsville is just a fancy name for Southington. We had a school but now it’s Oshana. This town (village) is boring af Zingeralla’s is nice but the people are shitty and try to act rich(unless you live on top of the mountain)

“I went to Plantsville elementary, where did you go?”
“You mean Oshana?”

by Recked101 April 22, 2021

Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.

by big thomas December 6, 2011

Platteville

A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas

I live in Platteville, where do you live?

by nerd4life March 4, 2009

platteville pterodactyl

While doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. As she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your penis in her ass. She won't know it even happened.

Dude, I gave this the platteville pterodactyl last night, she had no idea....

by D-rock82 January 28, 2017

paintsville

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

by puppetteer December 9, 2008

platteville

Although it seems boring at times, University of Wisconsin Platteville has some of the best nugget I have ever seen in my life. Also, the only place in the world that has the ShagStick. 5 Feet of bong power.

"damn homie lets pick up some crazy nug from platteville and hit that damn shagstick!"
"O.K. Steve if you want to."

by Bodega! April 12, 2005