planktonic

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.

Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool

by Fadiastheonlyone September 06, 2016

Plankton

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

by SSDC JDR JPC June 07, 2011

Plankton

Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

Plankton

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 02, 2006

Plankton

A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.

Guys, we should go praise Ami. ALL HAIL PLANKTON

by meluvoreoz1 May 27, 2018

plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 25, 2009

planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

by ian the d March 17, 2004

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 06, 2019