Definitions by Fadiastheonlyone

planktonic 

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.

Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool

planktonic by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016

Knocking on heaven's door 

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

Knocking on heaven's door by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

Wet wussie 

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

Wet wussie by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016

Sushi Train 

A collective noun to describe a group of Japanese tourists, particularly if they are carrying expensive cameras and are adorned excessively in branded merchandise.

"Yo Elisa, Check out that sushi train over there!"

Elisa " Holy shit! Is there a hello-kitty convention nearby or something?"

Sushi Train by Fadiastheonlyone July 21, 2016