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This man can sell water to a whale and steal candy from a baby without blinking an eye. He will buy and sell your soul if you let him. He can flip a nickle and turn it into a dime. If you don't give him a deal you can stick it "you know where"..... ya creep!
Did you see pjunker the other day? He was hauling a massive blumbus from Columbus in the trunk of his 88 Oldsmobile.
pjunker by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023
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cloff prunker 

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially
Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker
cloff prunker by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Phunkers 

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.
OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
Phunkers by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006
One who falls into the label of the punk scene. Traditional punkers wore 501 levis or tight plad pants known as bondage trousers. They usually have their hair in some sort of spike form, be it "Plain spikes", a 'hawk or liberty spikes, although the hair can be anything, these are the most popular. Most punkers are againts "Selling out", the act of giving into main stream things, such as buying high priced clothes or being "trendy". To day, being a "Punker" dosent have the same meaning that it did 30 years ago. Most "Punkers" to day will buy high priced "Punker clothes" at trendy stores or with hold the "Fuck the goverment and society" idea.
"Most punkers today would'nt know what punk is if the Sex pistols walked up and kicked them in the ass"
punker by Usernames Suck December 27, 2003
Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker
Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!
plunker by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

punker slut 

a person who is a slut for punk rock guys. or someone who is generally attracted to street punkers in leather jackets, mohawks, and studs.
"did you see her undress for that street kid?"
"yeah shes such a punker slut"
punker slut by daracheri June 12, 2005

Plunker Dunk 

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.
While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!
Plunker Dunk by shizark May 9, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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