pjunker

This man can sell water to a whale and steal candy from a baby without blinking an eye. He will buy and sell your soul if you let him. He can flip a nickle and turn it into a dime. If you don't give him a deal you can stick it "you know where"..... ya creep!

Did you see pjunker the other day? He was hauling a massive blumbus from Columbus in the trunk of his 88 Oldsmobile.

by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023

cloff prunker

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Phunkers

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.

OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!

by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006

punker

One who falls into the label of the punk scene. Traditional punkers wore 501 levis or tight plad pants known as bondage trousers. They usually have their hair in some sort of spike form, be it "Plain spikes", a 'hawk or liberty spikes, although the hair can be anything, these are the most popular. Most punkers are againts "Selling out", the act of giving into main stream things, such as buying high priced clothes or being "trendy". To day, being a "Punker" dosent have the same meaning that it did 30 years ago. Most "Punkers" to day will buy high priced "Punker clothes" at trendy stores or with hold the "Fuck the goverment and society" idea.

"Most punkers today would'nt know what punk is if the Sex pistols walked up and kicked them in the ass"

by Usernames Suck December 27, 2003

plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

punker slut

a person who is a slut for punk rock guys. or someone who is generally attracted to street punkers in leather jackets, mohawks, and studs.

"did you see her undress for that street kid?"
"yeah shes such a punker slut"

by daracheri June 12, 2005

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011