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Pjork Svord 

Swedish adaptation of "Pork Sword"
Other meanings may be: "Penis", "Jolly Todger", "Chode"
"Hei, I heav ben vatching ABBA concert, i vike hiss Pjork Svord in ma motth"
Pjork Svord by Cheesey Wraps February 27, 2007
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Swedish porn, usually featuring long-legged big-breasted blondes.
I'm bored of this Jenna shit, let's watch some pjorn.
pjorn by Pauly T June 29, 2004
To have sex with a chick as weird as Bjork.
Dude, I totally pjorked that freaky chick from the party.
Pjork by trimbandit October 15, 2003
Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.
Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.
Pjorn by ChipSlap February 22, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026