pjorn 

Swedish porn, usually featuring long-legged big-breasted blondes.

I'm bored of this Jenna shit, let's watch some pjorn.

pjorn by Pauly T June 29, 2004

Pjorn 

Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.

Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.

Pjorn by ChipSlap February 22, 2005

cog porn 

Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.

"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."

cog porn by unkledadi April 9, 2023

porn mooch 

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.

Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?

porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

identity porn

A fanfic motif (mainly associated with the superhero genre) where one or more characters, in a relationship, use secret identities or aliases. The character without a secret identity may be the one attempting to arrest the other or play the damsel in distress. Its also relevant for a superhero x villain ship, where neither the villain or the hero know that they're dating their worst enemy. Despite its name it doesn't always need a sexual component.

"That scene in Spiderman 2 with Peter and Osborne is so good! When Osborne takes off Peters mask; the identity porn kills me everytime."

identity porn by haunted typewriter February 13, 2022

Porn Hub 

The reason someone invented the clear history button.

I went on Porn Hub last night cuz I was feeling horny so now I have nothing in my history.

Porn Hub by Ecclesiastes II July 18, 2018

porn logic 

A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.

The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.

porn logic by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012