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Peansmeyer 

BC Liberal Party leader Kevin Falcon
Paramedics are concerned about the direction healthcare spending would go if Peansmeyer is elected premier in the next provincial election.

Peansmeyer hopes that public perception of his party will improve after rebranding.
Peansmeyer by Jordapolis August 23, 2022
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A pair of pajamas that look like a pair of jeans.
Stogey's favorite pair of pants were his pajeans. They were so soft and everyone always thought he was wearing jeans.
Pajeans by BobmanChickn November 6, 2022

Palette-Preanser 

Something you eat/drink BEFORE you take a shot (rather than after) to ease the consumption of the foul tasting alcohol. Examples include a non-centered triangular sector of a lemon right before chugging a vodka + LLB.
WOAH before you drink that shot eat this Palette-Preanser, man! I'd hate for you to not be able to down that foul tasting shot of alcohol because you didn't eat the Palette-Preanser.
Pronounced: Peens, (like "beans")

Similar in sound to the word Peens but having an opposite meaning. Peans means to have a large dick that many know of through reputation. Peans is very much considered a compliment to someone, as opposed to Peens.

(*Note: Peens means to be a penis eater)
Man 1:Dude! that guy is such a peans!
Man 2: I know man! his peans is crazy!

Woman 1: His peans would be amazing to see.
Peans by The original pean. December 13, 2009

Peansant 

Somthing Grape Called Vee. She then turned it into a joke and thats when he realised he didn't know how to spell. so he created this definition, so he wouldn't be a deer caught in headlights
Grape : "I see you for the Peansant you are"
Vee : "I'LL STEAL GRAPES MONEY!! ONCE I DO I CAN TELL HIM I SEE HIM FOR THE PEANSANT HE IS" LMAOOLMAOOLMAOOLMAOO
Peansant by Groupie Junior May 30, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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