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Common slag for Penis, sometimes refered to as a 'peen' although the correct spelling is P-E-A-N.
hey kevin, want to see my pean?

No....mark, put it away...
by Mark 'Pean' Williams January 30, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A very prestigious publication of Phillips Exeter Academy. Trumps the Exonian in all ways possible.
The Exonian: Because not everyone can work for the PEAN
by Exonianeditorinchief February 01, 2011
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Pronounced: Peens, (like "beans")

Similar in sound to the word Peens but having an opposite meaning. Peans means to have a large dick that many know of through reputation. Peans is very much considered a compliment to someone, as opposed to Peens.

(*Note: Peens means to be a penis eater)
Man 1:Dude! that guy is such a peans!
Man 2: I know man! his peans is crazy!

Woman 1: His peans would be amazing to see.
by The original pean. December 13, 2009
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Short for penis or a nickname a girl suspected to have a penis.
*girl talking to friends*
Girl 1:"i saw it, he has such a long pean"
by HIHI333 March 04, 2017
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