A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.
by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004
A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
by Sullied Soul August 12, 2010
by Kanks <3s Homes October 12, 2008
A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.
by sportyman228 March 10, 2016
Bob: Aye bro! My girl cheated on me with the football team.
Jimmy: Dang bro! Don't trip, that girl been pan pizza. Everybody gets a slice.
Jimmy: Dang bro! Don't trip, that girl been pan pizza. Everybody gets a slice.
by Wise_Words_Willus January 27, 2025