pitch tent

The act of raising a tent or blanket or shelter with ones boner.

We forgot tent poles, Trevor can just pitch tent tonight.

by Fifty1Mustang February 18, 2018

pitch a tent

To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"

by Nick D May 18, 2004

pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)

Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!

by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN January 5, 2016

Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 4, 2007

pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 17, 2002

pitch-a-tent

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

by steven desmond January 30, 2007

Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014